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   <title>Reinventing the wheel</title>
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   <published>2007-10-20T08:50:16Z</published>
   <updated>2007-10-20T08:51:19Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Given the right situation I think it would be fair to say we all like to save time. However, I recently discovered that there are some people in this weird world who are not content with just saving time....</summary>
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      Given the right situation I think it would be fair to say we all like to save time. However, I recently discovered that there are some people in this weird world who are not content with just saving time. 
      <![CDATA[In fact, they lay awake at night letting their mind wander through possible ways to save time on time saving activities. These people, I like to think; are mental. Not in a bad way though, no no… They’re just inventors and every last second of their day is spent inventing. Me, on the other hand…. Well, I have hard enough time thinking about what time I should get up tomorrow, so inventing for me, is definitely off the cards.

Where is this leading you might ask? (you’d be right to really. I’m not too good at the build up…)

It’s leading to these two beauts’ of inventions. First, I give you – THE CHORK

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Bearing a similar resemblance to the ancient eating tool commonly known as the Chopstick, this new invention is a fused hybrid of the good old fork and chopstick giving you the Chork!

From what I can gather the Chork was an invention for people being introduced to chopsticks; a sort of training tool before you step up to the singular chops, I suppose. I have also read that they were invented for Americans, the reason being so they can shovel food into their mouths quicker. Both seem pretty believable; make your own mind up.

The next amazing invention is the Piknife. I should point out that it’s not actually called the Piknife, I just named it that. The actual name is the Pizza Fork/Cutter – not very original.

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This invention is pretty obvious… it’s for people who use a knife and fork to eat a pizza. Yes, those people do still exist. I think they’re mainly people eating in posh restaurants, and I think they’re probably the exact people who would not use one of these inventions. Great job, guys.

Let’s just say the Piknife does make it big time and the invention makes it into the restaurants. Wouldn’t you have loads of customers half-drunk on red wine cutting chunks off their face?]]>
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   <title>We are all going to die - I have proof!!!!</title>
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   <published>2007-10-11T08:36:54Z</published>
   <updated>2007-10-11T08:37:18Z</updated>
   
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      <![CDATA[Well, I can't really back that up with proof. I just thought it would be a good title for a blog, you know, an interesting eye catching title. My main blog is actually about chess. 

Nahh... not really! I just thought i'd through an opposite in there... 

Ok, the real blog here is how I have photographic (untouched in Photoshop) proof that I was attacked by a supernatural being of some sort, a poltergeist, if you please. 

The attack was quite mild really with no injuries recorded, maybe I should have said 'close encounter', that would have been better probably. Anyway, there I was sitting down watching a video on my computer when something jumped out at me. 
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Here's me minding my own business before the attack!</strong>
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<strong>And, now for the supernatural attack! </strong>
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As you can see I was extremely afraid and panicked by this incident and it took me a great deal of time to get over it. However, I have made a full recovery and I am able to watch videos on my computer again. Great! ]]>
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<entry>
   <title>Never getting lost again...</title>
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   <published>2007-07-13T05:38:49Z</published>
   <updated>2007-09-20T06:24:00Z</updated>
   
   <summary>A few weekends back we went on a road trip down to Townsville. The Journey is 349km which roughly works out to be 217 miles and it should normally take about 4 hours....</summary>
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      A few weekends back we went on a road trip down to Townsville. The Journey is 349km which roughly works out to be 217 miles and it should normally take about 4 hours. 
      <![CDATA[I remember driving down to Bridgend from Brighton which normally took us about 3 1/2 hours, so the drives are pretty similar time-wise but one humongous difference is the directions needed to drive the journey. 

For example, driving Brighton to Bridgend these are the directions:

- Start out at Brighton, East Sussex
- Travel 11 miles on the A23 to Hickstead
- Take M23 for 8 miles until you get to the M25
- Head West on the M25 for 14 miles 
- Leave the M25 when you see signs for the M4
- Follow the M4 for 167 miles 
- Take the A4061 to Bridgend for 16 Miles
- Arrive Bridgend

That journey as most of you will know is straight forward enough. It's not the most testing driver ever. Now for the 4 hour Cairns to Townsville trip directions:

- Start out at Cairns, North Queensland
- Take the A1 for 349kms
- Arrive Townsville

Yes, that's it. Nothing more, nothing less! It has to be the easiest drive ever - I couldn't believe it! The drive was so easy I think I only turned the steering wheel past 25 degrees once and that was to turn into KFC. 

There is certainly no need for Sat Nav over here as getting around is easy. It reminds me of a time when I was backpacking in Australia back in 2001. A group of friends and I had hired a car and we were heading up the centre of Oz on our way to Darwin when we stopped a place called Three Ways. No prizes for guessing why it's called that... At Three Ways you can go North to Darwin, East to Townsville and South to Alice Springs. So, there we are pulled up on the side of the road at Three Ways when a Truck pulls up next to us and an Aussie bloke leans out of the window and says "You lost mate?"

I'm not sure if they were being overly helpful or taking the piss seeing as there were only 3 possible ways we could go, North, East or South!  We decided they were taking the piss! 

Back to the drive last weekend, and like I said I only turned the steering wheel a few times because the roads are very long and very straight. 

<strong>As you can see there's not much to driving over here</strong>
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<strong>Not like this...</strong>
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<strong>And definitely not like this!</strong>
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   <title>How would you like to die today, Sir?</title>
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   <published>2007-07-02T02:32:44Z</published>
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   <summary>I noticed it the first time I came to Australia, and I&apos;m starting to notice it again now. Everything in Australia wants to kill you....</summary>
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      I noticed it the first time I came to Australia, and I&apos;m starting to notice it again now. Everything in Australia wants to kill you.
      <![CDATA[Be it sharks biting your legs off in the ocean, or spiders biting your neck as you sleep. The story is always the same - everything wants to kill you in one way or another. It doesn't matter if they are big or small as they will all generally have'a'go and offing you. 

Lets start with snakes...
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The vicious Taipan</strong>
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Australia is the habitat for quite a number of the world’s most lethal serpents. The Inland Taipan is a very rare species and believed to be the most toxic of all snakes, it makes the Cobra look like a garter snake. One bite delivers enough venom to kill around 100 people. A close cousin, the Taipan, reaches a length of over 10 feet and is very aggressive. It strikes without warning, not once, but several times, injecting a venom that clots blood and can kill in minutes. The Death Adder, relative of the Cobra, has a bite that is lethal in 50% of cases that go untreated. Other potential killers are the Tiger snake, the Australian Black snake and the Brown snake, whose bites cause the most deaths in Australia.

Here's the actual list of the world's most deadly snakes. Note the country the snakes originate from:

10 Western Brown Snake - Pseudonaja Nuchalis (Australia)
9 Death Adder - Acanthophis Antarcticus (Australia)
8 Black Tiger Snake - Notechis Ater (Australia)
7 Tiger Snake - Notechis Scutatus (Australia)
6 Sea Kraits - Laticauda Colubrina (Australia)
5 MainLand Tiger Snake (Australia)
4 Eastern Tiger Snake (Australia)
3 Taipan - Oxyuranus Scutellatus (Australia)
2 King Brown Snake - Pseudechis Australis (Australia)

and at the number one spot, the world's most venomous snake is...

1 Inland Taipan Or Fierce Snake - Oxyuranus Microlepidotus (you guessed it... Australia)
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The small but deadly Redback spider</strong>
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If it's not the snakes that are trying to kill you it could well be one of these other deadly animals that live in Australia. 

1. The Box Jellyfish
2. Irukandji (A Jellyfish)
3. Salt Water Crocodile
4. Blue Ring Octopus
5. Stone Fish
6. Red Back Spider
7. Brown Snake
8. Tiger Snake
9. Great White Shark
10. Funnel Web Spider

The Irukandji Jellyfish is particularly nasty. Here's some information about it: 

"The Irukandji, a small jellyfish with a bell approximately 2cm in diameter is responsible for the unusual and dramatic syndrome observed following stings commonly known as Irukandji Syndrome.  The Irukandji from its peanut sized body has a single retractile tentacle ranging from 50 to 500 mm long, hanging from each of the four corners of its bell.  Unlike most other species of jellyfish all parts of the Irukandji can sting and not just the tentacles. 

The initial sting of the jellyfish is usually not very painful.  However about 5 to 45 (in my case 10) minutes after being stung, the person starts to have a severe reaction, including backache, headache, shooting pains in their muscles, chest and abdomen.  They may also feel nauseous, anxious, restless and begin vomiting.  In rare cases the victim suffers pulmonary oedema (fluid on the lungs) which could be fatal if not treated or complete heart failure."

Nice, hey? 

So, I guess, the moral of the story is - Do not live Australia if you value your life. However, with that said, many people live here without being attacked each day, but last Sunday I actually had the pleasure of treading on a Stingray at our local beach.  I couldn't believe it and I'm really lucky it didn't sting me with it's deadly barb. As most of you will probably know that's exactly how Steve Irwin died. 

<strong>The deadly Stingray</strong>
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Like I said it happened last Sunday as we we're swimming down at our local beach. I was walking out into the water when I trod on its head. I noticed because sand doesn't normally start flapping around like a mad thing when you walk on it, and it felt slimy too. I'd like to say I took it like a man, but I didn't. I screamed like a girl and everyone on the beach heard it - Damn!  When I jumped off it I actually stood on it again, too! I couldn't bloody believe it!  After that I ran out of the water and didn't go back in.  It sounds funny to speak of it now, but it could have been a totally different story... 
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   <title>Off Air...</title>
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   <published>2007-07-02T02:03:46Z</published>
   <updated>2007-07-13T05:42:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary>In the next few weeks some of my closest friends and family will be descending on Cairns to join Nicole and I for our wedding on the 27th July....</summary>
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      In the next few weeks some of my closest friends and family will be descending on Cairns to join Nicole and I for our wedding on the 27th July.
      <![CDATA[This is the heads up to say that I won't be able writing for a couple of weeks as I won't have time to breathe, let alone write blogs. 

I don't think it will have a major effect on the lives of anyone, but should you seek counselling I hear the Samaritans are pretty good. 

Cheers... Dan

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<entry>
   <title>Smoke Coloured Quartz</title>
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   <published>2007-06-26T00:51:58Z</published>
   <updated>2007-07-10T02:34:09Z</updated>
   
   <summary>There are heaps of things in life that you use but have no idea how, why or where they came from? Sometimes these random questions of &apos;Why?&apos; pop into my head and recently &quot;Where do sunglasses originate from&quot; popped into...</summary>
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      There are heaps of things in life that you use but have no idea how, why or where they came from? Sometimes these random questions of &apos;Why?&apos; pop into my head and recently &quot;Where do sunglasses originate from&quot; popped into my head and after some research I feel I have a pretty good idea..... so, i&apos;ll tell ya…
      <![CDATA[I suppose the reason why I even thought of this is because sunglasses are an essential piece of equipment up here in the tropics. You need them 365 days of the year, summer through to winter. It's always sunny and you need to protect your eyes. I guess, sunglasses for Queenslanders are like fur coats to Eskimos. They will always need them.  

The story is the same each day. I get into my car and throw my sunnies on completely ignorant to where they originated from. However, before I launch into the how's and why's, I thought I'd show how sunnies have changed throughout the years, a sort of visual time line. 

<strong>1300's</strong>
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<strong>1960's</strong>
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<strong>1970's</strong>
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<strong>1980's</strong>
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<strong>1990's</strong>
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<strong>2000's</strong>
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<img alt="oil_drum_03-485_large.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/oil_drum_03-485_large.jpg" width="220" height="102" />

<img alt="90s.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/90s.jpg" width="220" height="137" />

I absolutely love the 60's glasses, they're cool... I can't believe people actually wore those things! But, as you can see sunglasses have changed dramatically over the last 700 years - not surprisingly! 

Now, for the history lesson....

<blockquote>Early sunglasses served a special purpose and it wasn't to block the rays of the sun. Smoke tinting was the first means of darkening eyeglasses, and the technology was developed in China prior to 1430. These darkened lenses were not vision-corrected, nor were they initially intended to reduce solar glare. For centuries, Chinese judges had routinely worn smoke-coloured quartz lenses to conceal their eye expressions in court. A judge’s evaluation of evidence as credible or mendacious was to remain secret until a trial’s conclusion. It wasn't until the 20th century that modern-type sunglasses came to be. In 1929, Sam Foster, founder of the Foster Grant company sold the first pair of Foster Grant sunglasses on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City, NJ. By 1930, sunglasses were all the rage.</blockquote>

So, even though types of sunglasses were around in the 1300's, it wasn't until 1929 that they were officially invented. Interesting. What's also interesting is how sunglasses became 'cool'. It all started with a clever marketing campaign by the Foster Grant company. In efforts to increase their share on the sunglasses market, the company decided to emphasize glamour. It introduced the "Sunglasses of the Stars" campaign, featuring faces of such Hollywood celebrities as Peter Sellers, Ekle Sommer, and Anita Ekverg. Magazine advertisements and television commercials teased: "Isn't that... behind those Foster Grants? Soon after this campaign any star in sunglasses, whatever the actual brand, was assumed to be wearing Foster Grants. Clever, hey? 

The other contributing factor in making sunglasses cool was the military. Now, I know you wouldn't think it, but it's true. In the 1930's, the Army Air Corps commissioned the optical firm of Bausch & Lomb to produce a highly effective spectacle that would protect pilots from the dangers of high-altitude glare. Indivertibly the company created a very cool looking pair of sunnies. The Aviator was born. 

<strong>Aviators</strong>
<img alt="pilot%20sunnies.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/pilot%20sunnies.jpg" width="147" height="137" />

What also helped, of course, was films like Top Gun with stars like Tom Cruise donning mirrored aviators. Very cool, and still very cool to this day. 

So, it's about time for some more history now. Here are the milestones of sunglasses from origin to date. 

<strong>Milestones:</strong>
1300cChinese judges wore smoke-coloured quartz lenses to conceal their eye expressions in court.
1430cVision-correcting darkened eyeglasses were introduced into China from Italy
1700cJames Ayscough believed blue-green-tinted glass could correct specific vision impairments.
1929  Sam Foster found a ready market for sunglasses on the beaches of Atlantic City, New Jersey
1936  Sunglasses become polarized, Ray Ban began using Edwin H. Land Polaroid filter.
1960  A clever advertising campaign by Foster Grant makes sunglasses chic and popular.
2004 Oakley, eyewear company, developed Thump, sunglasses with built-in digital audio player.


Although people were wearing sunglasses, they were never intended to protect eyes from the suns damaging rays. Even when James Ayscough began experimenting with tinted lenses in spectacles in the mid-18th century. These were not "sunglasses" as such; Ayscough believed blue- or green-tinted glass could correct for specific vision impairments. Protection from the sun's rays was not a concern of his.

Strange, hey? 

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   <title>Skippy the bush kangaroo</title>
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   <published>2007-06-20T04:05:09Z</published>
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   <summary>Leading on from my previous blog. I&apos;d like to clue all of you up about Australia&apos;s national iconic animal - The Kangaroo....</summary>
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      Leading on from my previous blog. I&apos;d like to clue all of you up about Australia&apos;s national iconic animal - The Kangaroo. 
      <![CDATA[When I originally thought about writing this blog, I thought that I'd be able to find out a few various facts of general kangaroo stuff, but as I got more and more into it I started to discover loads of interesting stuff I didn't know about. They are pretty unusual animals, actually, I should say marsupial as that's their correct name. 

The other thing that spurred me into writing this blog was something that happened a few weekends ago. We decided to go on a cycle to explore the surroundings of our neighbourhood and in particular a new housing estate being built called Bluewater. They've been building there on this huge piece of land for a while now, and because it's not all finished there are mud tracks which we decided to cycle along. 

It was a really nice day and we were cycling along minding our own business when we heard this massive thumping sound on the ground. We looked over and saw heaps of kangaroos running away from us scared. It was cool to see the kangaroos but not so cool to see their land being taken away right from under their feet, literally. You can see these little patches of greenery where they all go to hide and it makes you sad to see them being pushed out of their home. They can't exactly all migrate either because there's a main road on the other side of the greenery, and that is where you often see dead kangaroos on the side of that road. It's such a shame, it really made me think about it. 

As Australia is an ever-growing country they will always need to build houses, so I guess, this happens lots and will do for a long time yet. It just hits home when you see it first hand. But, Kangaroos are fascinating marsupials and like I said before I decided to research them. So, in typical Dan style here are some interesting kangaroo facts. 

<strong>The Big Red Kangaroo</strong>
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<blockquote>- On the Australian coat of arms the Emu and the Kangaroo were selected as symbols of Australia to represent the country progress because they are always moving forward and never move backwards.

- The adult male Kangaroo is called buck, boomer or jack.

- Adult females are called doe, flyer or jill.

- Young kangaroos are called joeys

- A group of kangaroos is called a mob, troup or court.

- "Roos" is a colloquial name used for any kangaroos or wallabies.

- Most people think kangaroos are endemic to (live only in) Australia. In fact, several species of tree kangaroos and forest wallabies also live in Papua New Guinea.

- Feral populations of some kangaroo species have been introduced to Hawaii, Great Britain and New Zealand.

- At least six species of macropods have become extinct since Europeans arrived in Australia. Several more are endangered.

- The Red Kangaroo is the largest living marsupial and can grow to two metres (!). It weighs up to 90 kg (200 pounds).

- Top speed: over 60 km/h (close to 40 mph). A Red Kangaroo can leap eight metres far (25 feet) and three metres (10 feet) high!

- (If it wants to. At normal hopping speed they would cover more like 1.5 - 2 metres or 5 - 6 feet in a leap, at a speed of about 25 km/h or 15 mph.)

- Kangaroos are the only large animals that move by hopping.

- They cannot move backwards.

- Hopping is a fast and energy efficient method of travel, designed to cover huge distances in a land that offers little food or water.

- Odd kangaroo fact: on land kangaroos can't move their hind legs independently, only together. But when they are swimming (they are good swimmers) they kick each leg independently.

- All marsupials have a pouch in which their young live, drink milk and develop until they are big enough to face the world.</blockquote>

The one I find most interesting is the swimming fact, I had no idea they could swim! 

It’s funny to think that when we were living back in the UK, the most interesting animal you were likely to see was an angry badger, but I never even saw one of them. Now sometimes when I drive to the shop round the corner I see kangaroos hopping all over the place - It’s cool to see…

One other thing you should know about kangaroos is that they are pretty good boxers. They sit up on their hind legs and punch like a mad thing. It’s pretty scary, and I would not advise getting to close to them. 

Definitely under no circumstances should you get into a situation like this woman -   

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KfI6iSmlUY"> Click here for the video.</a> 

Watch it again and tell me why the presenter guy doesn’t help the woman? 
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   <title>Learn something about Australia today</title>
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   <published>2007-06-17T06:23:09Z</published>
   <updated>2007-07-02T02:06:47Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I have learnt quite a lot since living in Australia. Some of it has been useless, actually, most of it has been useless but there was some good stuff and that&apos;s generally the stuff I try to write about....</summary>
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      I have learnt quite a lot since living in Australia. Some of it has been useless, actually, most of it has been useless but there was some good stuff and that&apos;s generally the stuff I try to write about. 
      <![CDATA[This blog will be about Australia and it's Kangaroo's. This is mainly because last weekend Nicole and I went for a cycle around our local area and we came across some kangaroos. Only when we saw these kangaroos in their natural wild habitat it didn't carry such a nice feeling, which I will explain why. 

Firstly, I'll start off with Australia. One thing people get complete and utterly wrong is the sheer size of the place. Honestly, I deal with travellers each day and pretty much every one can't comprehend that a bus journey from Cairns to Sydney takes 42 hours and is a total distance of 2486kms - "that's a long way man...” is what I normally say. 

I had an idea to find the country width of Australia and America because I'm pretty sure someone once told me Australia is only slightly shorter than America, but I couldn't. I used all of my 'Google Powers' too, but I still couldn't find the bloody width of the states. I tried for about 20 minutes and I still couldn't find anything but then I found this which is perfect! 

<strong>Australia's coast outline laid over America </strong>
<img alt="ozUSA.JPG" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/ozUSA.JPG" width="423" height="283" />

As you can see it's pretty bloody close to being the same size. But, if you still can't get your head round that picture, here's another which might strike a bell slight closer to home, literally. 

<strong>Australia's coast outline laid over Europe</strong>
<img alt="australia-europe.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/australia-europe.jpg" width="423" height="269" />

Yes, Australia is a monster country and here come the cheap facts; 

<blockquote>
- Australia is the largest island in the world 

- In land area, Australia is the sixth largest nation after Russia, Canada, China, the United States of America and Brazil. It has, however, a relatively small population.

- Australia is the smallest of the world's seven continents

- Each and every part of Australia is within a distance of 1000km from ocean or a beach.

- Australia is the only nation to govern an entire continent and its outlying islands. The mainland is the largest island and the smallest, flattest continent on Earth. It lies between 10° and 39° South latitude.

- The beer Fosters is the most common beer drank outside of Australia. Inside Australia it's the least common. 

- Australia has nine sheep for every one person</blockquote>

I like that last fact the best. But, of course, it's nothing in comparison to their little friend next door, New Zealand, who has a whopping 22 sheep per person. That's a lot of sheep. Does anyone know how many Wales has? I tried to find the answer, but couldn't - damn it! I'm loosing my 'Google Powers'...

I was going to talk about kangaroo's but I've got way too many facts and information to include in this blog. You see, I'm a firm believer in keeping blogs quite short.  

The End.]]>
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<entry>
   <title>Fast Food; Slow Service</title>
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   <published>2007-06-17T05:35:36Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-28T03:57:26Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Today I am going to have a rant about Fast Food establishments. The rant won&apos;t be directed towards any in particular apart from McDonalds and Burger King....</summary>
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      Today I am going to have a rant about Fast Food establishments. The rant won&apos;t be directed towards any in particular apart from McDonalds and Burger King. 
      <![CDATA[Actually, in Australia they don't call it Burger King, it's called Hungry Jacks. I looked up the reason why and basically in a nutshell Hungry Jacks was a franchise of Burger King that originated in Australia, and after 30 years of it being called Hungry Jacks, Burger King decided that they would keep that name. So effectively, they were always the same thing. Mystery solved. 

That above paragraph has nothing to do with my blog, I just thought you might be interested. 

So... Fast Food; Slow Service, why I hear you ask?  Well, I'll tell you... 

Last Sunday at about 2:00pm I went into Burger King (BK) and stood in line waiting to be served for about 15 minutes. There wasn't a huge queue, quite far from it. I only had 3 people in front of me, and these people ordered a normal meal. I would have understood if they have ordered 2 million whoppers, but they didn't. Anyway, I stood there waiting patiently wondering why this could possibly be taking so long. 

<strong>Unstaffed, I think not! </strong>
<img alt="busymcdonalds.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/busymcdonalds.jpg" width="514" height="385" />

I checked to see if they were understaffed but if I learnt just one thing from my outing, it would be that they were definitely <strong><u>not</u> </strong>understaffed. There were millions of them all running around in their 'trendy' caps looking like they were the busiest people on this earth - busy doing what, I've got no bloody idea, because they were not busy getting customers food. Although, thinking about it I reckon there was about 15 staff there and the combined total for their ages would be about 28. Yes, they were young. I wonder when it'll end? I can see it now, I'll be served by toddlers who'll have to crawl up things to take my order, which of course, I'll use baby hand signals to order. 

The manger (15 1/2 years old) was there running around like the others, although he didn't look healthy enough to 'run' anywhere. Normally men are made up of around 60% water, but I think this guy was made 60% saturated fat. Not a pretty sight. Also, he didn't show any leadership qualities and didn't seem stressed that there were human skeletons in the waiting line. 

I just don't get it. The food takes about 1 second to make and another 5 seconds to put it in a bag, where is the other 10 minutes going to???

<strong>Hungry Jacks new burger - The Choker</strong>
<img alt="hugeburkger.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/hugeburkger.jpg" width="200" height="200" />

Phew! That's my rant over now.... Sorry if it was a bit too much... To lighten up the mood here's a Culture Jam picture I thought was funny.

<img alt="funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg" width="300" height="447" />]]>
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<entry>
   <title>Campervan or Camperhotel</title>
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   <published>2007-06-17T05:34:38Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-26T00:58:01Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I think it&apos;s fair to say everyone receives FWD emails from their friends but occasionly you get a good one. Today, I got that good one, so I thought I share it with my innumerable blog readers....</summary>
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      I think it&apos;s fair to say everyone receives FWD emails from their friends but occasionly you get a good one. Today, I got that good one, so I thought I share it with my innumerable blog readers. 
      <![CDATA[It's actually quite a fitting blog to write seeing as we've just had Glastonbury n' all. In fact, I remember seeing all the different campervans people take to Glasto; some are good and some you wonder how they actually made it there. On the Monday it's quite a common occurrence to see campervans, cars, people, animals stuck in the mud that’s congealed around themselves and their vehicles over the past 5 days or so. I remember pushing my Aunt’s beast of a van a few times. It's funny to look back on, but it wasn't at the time! 

So... Camping....  Yeah, camping is huge in Australia and you see RV's (Recreation Vehicles) all over the place. I actually met someone who paid 80,000 English pounds to have their RV sent over from the UK. Now, I've got no idea what this RV was like, but I bet it was quite nice, although probably not as nice as this one you're about to see. 

This campervan is the Terminator of all campervans. I cannot believe how nice this thing is. So, without further a due here's the campervan dreams are made of.

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<img alt="3.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/3.jpg" width="447" height="297" />

<img alt="4.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/4.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<img alt="5.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/5.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<img alt="6.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/6.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<img alt="7.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/7.jpg" width="600" height="389" />

<img alt="8.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/8.jpg" width="514" height="388" />

<img alt="9.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/9.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<img alt="10.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/10.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<img alt="11.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/11.jpg" width="514" height="333" />

<strong>The Terminator</strong>
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<entry>
   <title>Glastonbury Blues</title>
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   <published>2007-06-14T05:08:54Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-20T04:25:31Z</updated>
   
   <summary>As some of you will know the end of June each year sees the Glastonbury festival commence. I started going to Glastonbury back in 1997 and have not missed a year since....</summary>
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      As some of you will know the end of June each year sees the Glastonbury festival commence. I started going to Glastonbury back in 1997 and have not missed a year since. 
      <![CDATA[However, this year commuting to Glastonbury would be slightly longer than the normal 4 hour drive - try about 24 hours actual flying time, not to mention the land travel because I now live in Australia. 

To say that I am completely gutted is the biggest understatement of the year. I am devastated that I'm not going. Unfortunately, I don't have unlimited funds to get tickets so this year I'm sitting it out. 

There's no real point to this blog, I just wanted to say I was upset that I cannot go to Glastonbury. 

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<entry>
   <title>Golf Course Garden</title>
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   <published>2007-06-13T08:56:44Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-17T03:52:26Z</updated>
   
   <summary>When we were looking for a rental house one of the main things we wanted was a nice big back garden....</summary>
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      When we were looking for a rental house one of the main things we wanted was a nice big back garden. 
      <![CDATA[Actually, they don't call it a garden over here. If you call it a garden you're a whinging Pom. Well, now that I think about it you get called a whinging Pom for pretty much everything. 

Anyway, like I said the main thing that we wanted was a big back 'yard', and we definitely got that. I remember saying to Nicole that I was looking forward to having some grass so I could mow it. Yes, I said that. Obviously, that was before I started mowing the lawn. 

We borrowed a lawn mower from our friends and I started mowing the first line. After 3 lines I had to change the tray that fills up with grass, pegs, small children and whatever else I ran over on the way. It was only then that I realised the extent of the task I had just undertaken. It's funny though because you can't really quit half way through mowing the lawn, you know, it's not like a everyday chore that you can go back to like washing the dishes. That you can go back to. But, mowing lawns, no, no... When you stop mowing the lawns everyone on the whole street knows that you couldn't take the pressure of mowing a whole lawn and you bailed. Either that or they think that you had a heart attack and died half way through. It doesn’t matter which it was because either way you're a whinging Pom that couldn't take a bit of hard work!  

But that's not all....there's an even bigger problem. Let's say you leave the job for a few days or maybe a week, now you're lawn is all different lengths and it looks crap. My god, I never realised anyone could put this much thought into mowing lawns.... 

<strong>Here's a picture of our lawn</strong>
<img alt="grass%20garden.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/grass%20garden.jpg" width="500" height="317" />

With all that said and done I finished the job properly without suffering a heart attack and the lawn looks lovely. Ahh, what a relief. Everyone loves a happy ending; especially business men in Thai massage parlours.]]>
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<entry>
   <title>Creative Juices</title>
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   <published>2007-06-12T07:06:48Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-13T08:38:42Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Last weekend was really hot and we decided we’d go down to the beach to spend the day. Whilst we were down there I decided to fly my kite because since I’ve been in Australia I’ve not had a chance...</summary>
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      Last weekend was really hot and we decided we’d go down to the beach to spend the day. Whilst we were down there I decided to fly my kite because since I’ve been in Australia I’ve not had a chance to fly it yet. However, last weekend it was pretty windy and the kite is a 5 metre bad boy…. This spelt disaster. 
      <![CDATA[I started off well and the first 5 minutes of flight went OK, then the wind picked up and took me about 6 feet into the air! Now, I realise 6 feet doesn’t sound too high but when you’re hands are attached to the handles and you’re not sure how high you’re going, it feels bloody high – believe me…. I’d like to say I landed it perfectly but the fear took over me and I landed like a bird crashing into a glass window – Hard and fast.  Needless to say the kite went back in the bag and my confidence was damaged. 

<strong>Here's a picture of me looking like I know what I'm doing</strong>
<img alt="IMG_3854.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/IMG_3854.jpg" width="450" height="600" />

After the kite flying incident I decided to try something less dangerous; Sand Castle building.

Nicole and I are quite creative people and our creative juices were flowing ready and set to make the best sand castle humankind has ever seen!  I would say that our influences are mainly leaning towards Gaudi but we also demonstrate a more minimalist modern style. 

Just to give you an idea of what type of sand castle standard you are about to see I thought I’d post some pictures of some ‘amateur’ work… 

<img alt="drunks.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/drunks.jpg" width="510" height="382" />

<img alt="mermaid.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/mermaid.jpg" width="504" height="378" />

<img alt="russians.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/russians.jpg" width="560" height="420" />

<img alt="toot.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/toot.jpg" width="568" height="426" />

Those pictures should have you fully warmed up which means you're ready for the good stuff. Now, bare in mind this photograph displays the sheer actual magnitude of our sandcastle. 

<img alt="IMG_3222889%20copy.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/IMG_3222889%20copy.jpg" width="512" height="384" />

Yes, there we are sculpting away on our massive sandcastle. Amazing - I know. 

<img alt="IMG_3875%20copy.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/IMG_3875%20copy.jpg" width="514" height="354" />

As you can see, we opted for quantity over quality.]]>
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<entry>
   <title>Peeking Tom - Legally</title>
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   <published>2007-06-06T02:56:42Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-08T04:12:05Z</updated>
   
   <summary>As some of you may know already Google has introduced a new addition to the myriad of online services they currently offer. The service in question; Google Street View....</summary>
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      As some of you may know already Google has introduced a new addition to the myriad of online services they currently offer. The service in question; Google Street View.  
      <![CDATA[Google's new service has been splashed across the news recently, claiming to be an invasion of privacy - Ooooo.... So I thought I'd write a quick blog about it because there are some funny stories going around. Before I start here's the background story from... yes, you guessed it - Wikipedia.

<blockquote>On May 25, 2007, Google released Street View, a new feature of Google Maps which provides 3D panoramic street-level views of New York City, San Francisco, Miami, Denver, Las Vegas, and their surrounding metropolitan areas. This feature has raised some privacy concerns, with views found to show men leaving strip clubs, protesters at an abortion clinic, sunbathers in bikinis, and other activities. Google maintains that the photos were taken from public property. Before launching the service, Google removed photos of domestic violence shelters, and allows users to flag inappropriate or sensitive imagery for Google to review and remove.</blockquote> 

In layman's terms, Google drove a van around selected city streets whilst taking pictures. Lots of pictures. I tried to find out how many pictures exactly, but I couldn't - Damn!  

It's created quite a stir and it's only been live for about two weeks. I don't think Google has been sued yet, but I’m pretty sure they will be in the not so distant future. In fact, I might buy a flight to a city they are currently shooting to try and get myself pictured so I can sue. Actually, that sounds like way too much effort. I wonder if I can sue by correspondence... 

That actually reminds me of a American news story I read a few years ago. There was a local bus crash in the city and a radio station announced it soon after it happen. At the scene of the accident 52 people gave statements to the police and reported having various injuries. However, when they checked the bus passengers details they discovered only 40 people were actually on the bus at the time of the accident. That means 12 people heard the news on the radio and rushed down to the location to claim they had false injuries in order for them to sue the bus company. It's a sad story, but suing seems to be a way of life over there for some people.

Anyway, I seem to have deviated from the real story....Google Street View. 

I believe the main problems with Street View are that people were being shot (not literally, although it is America) in places they didn't want to be seen. I decided to have a look around the internet for information and pictures I found some good stuff. So without further a due here's a brief set of instructions of how to use Street View along with some funny pictures of what Google has captured. 

Click this link to be taken through to main page. Then click on the "Go to street view" button
<a href="http://maps.google.com/help/maps/streetview/">http://maps.google.com/help/maps/streetview/</a>

Once you've clicked that you should see this page below. From here just click on the little camera on the city you want to view. 

<img alt="main%20page.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/main%20page.jpg" width="677" height="470" />

Now click on any blue street to take a look....

<img alt="zoom1.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/zoom1.jpg" width="677" height="473" />

So now you know how to do it, try and find some good pictures!  Here's a few of the good ones other people have found already. 

<strong>Speeding - This person was definitely caught red-handed. </strong>
<img alt="speed.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/speed.jpg" width="447" height="214" />

<strong>Headless man - At least no one can recognise him...</strong>
<img alt="headless.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/headless.jpg" width="450" height="214" />
<strong>
Adult Shopping - I wonder if he bought a novel. </strong>
<img alt="Adult-Book-Store_550x337.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/Adult-Book-Store_550x337.jpg" width="550" height="337" />

<strong>Deja Vu - Weird doubling up picture</strong>
<img alt="GGBridgeDblTake_550x330.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/GGBridgeDblTake_550x330.jpg" width="550" height="330" />

<strong>Unlucky Robber - Now that's Karma </strong>
<img alt="robber.jpg" src="http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co.uk/robber.jpg" width="549" height="310" />
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<entry>
   <title>Sweet nothings or Sweet Ass</title>
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   <published>2007-06-06T00:19:43Z</published>
   <updated>2007-06-06T00:20:23Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I like to listen to all sorts of different music on my way to work each morning and this morning I chose the timeless album ‘Back in Black’ by AC/DC....</summary>
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      I like to listen to all sorts of different music on my way to work each morning and this morning I chose the timeless album ‘Back in Black’ by AC/DC.  
      <![CDATA[I love this album but I only listen to it when I’m feeling in the mood for some authentic old skool rock’n’roll, and this morning was no exception. 

This morning I was in the kind of mood where your car turns into a complete drum kit with you being the star that can play no wrong beat.  The foot rest pedal turned into my kick drum and the gearstick conveniently metamorphosed into my snare. The symbol spontaneously appeared just above my steering wheel and I was set to perform the most imaginative drum percussion possible. The kind of performance Rick Allen from Def Leppard would be proud of. 

Whilst I was listening the ACDC song I started to actually listen fully into what the lyrics were saying, and at that precise time this lyric was being belted out “Let me put my love into you, babe”. This started me thinking about all the different genres of music in the world and the different ways people express that they love someone in those various genres. 

I started to search for love songs in contrasting styles to see the differences in how they sing ‘I love you. The results were quite funny. 

For example, here’s a snippet from ‘Let me put my love into you’ by ACDC. 
<em>
Don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry
'Cause it's your turn tonight

Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife</em>

As you can see they're fairly direct lyrics. I think it's safe to say he wants to have relations with that girl. 

Now for the late love doctor, Barry White. 

<em>Darling, I
Can’t get enough of your love, babe
Girl, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know why
I can’t get enough of your love, babe, oh, no, babe

Girl, if I can only make you see
And make you understand
Girl, your love for me is all I need
And more than I can stand, oh, well, babe</em>

Slightly more romantic, and generally a bit nicer all round.

Now for Snoop Dogg. This is from a track called ‘Ain’t no fun (if the hommies can’t get none)'.  

<em>Guess who back in the ******** house
With a *** ***** for your ******** mouth
***** recognize, ***** do too
Cuz when ******* get ***** and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that ****
Silly of me to fall in love with a *****</em>

The differences are pretty big really. ACDC tend to be quite confident with the direct proposal whereas Barry is trying the seduction technique. Snoop on the other hand is playin’ (yes, I’m down with the hood slang) his women. He’s quite clearly mastered the art of the ‘be nasty to the girl you like playground’ technique. 

I would like to see a merge of these different styles into one song. That, in my opinion, would be worth listening to. ]]>
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