Given the right situation I think it would be fair to say we all like to save time. However, I recently discovered that there are some people in this weird world who are not content with just saving time.
In fact, they lay awake at night letting their mind wander through possible ways to save time on time saving activities. These people, I like to think; are mental. Not in a bad way though, no no… They’re just inventors and every last second of their day is spent inventing. Me, on the other hand…. Well, I have hard enough time thinking about what time I should get up tomorrow, so inventing for me, is definitely off the cards.
Where is this leading you might ask? (you’d be right to really. I’m not too good at the build up…)
It’s leading to these two beauts’ of inventions. First, I give you – THE CHORK
Bearing a similar resemblance to the ancient eating tool commonly known as the Chopstick, this new invention is a fused hybrid of the good old fork and chopstick giving you the Chork!
From what I can gather the Chork was an invention for people being introduced to chopsticks; a sort of training tool before you step up to the singular chops, I suppose. I have also read that they were invented for Americans, the reason being so they can shovel food into their mouths quicker. Both seem pretty believable; make your own mind up.
The next amazing invention is the Piknife. I should point out that it’s not actually called the Piknife, I just named it that. The actual name is the Pizza Fork/Cutter – not very original.
This invention is pretty obvious… it’s for people who use a knife and fork to eat a pizza. Yes, those people do still exist. I think they’re mainly people eating in posh restaurants, and I think they’re probably the exact people who would not use one of these inventions. Great job, guys.
Let’s just say the Piknife does make it big time and the invention makes it into the restaurants. Wouldn’t you have loads of customers half-drunk on red wine cutting chunks off their face?